Saison 2 du Colbert Report
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Cette page regroupe la liste des épisodes de la saison 2 du Colbert Report diffusés en 2006.
Saison 2 (2006)
Janvier
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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33 | '[1] | Nancy Grace | « If beauty Truth and Truth beauty, then I look fabulous tonight. » | 9 | 2001 |
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34 | Sleeper cell | Carl Bernstein | « The Truth hurts; fortunately for America, I'm a masochist. » | 10 | 2002 |
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35 | Whatever | John Stossel | « I got 99 problems, but the Truth ain't one. » | 11 | 2003 |
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36 | Double-Stick Tape | Kenneth R. Miller (en) | « I scream, you scream, we all scream for the Truth. » | 12 | 2004 |
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37 | closed[2] | George Stephanopoulos | « Call me Fraulein Maria because the hills are alive with the sound of Truth. » | 16 | 2005 |
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38 | Old School[3] | Andrew Sullivan | « Hey America, Nice Ass! » | 17 | 2006 |
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39 | smart[4] | Frank McCourt | « I hope you brought a well-sharpened number Truth pencil. » | 18 | 2007 |
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40 | Public-See[5] | Nina Totenberg (en) | « Stephen Colbert is Cool. » | 19 | 2008 |
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41 | Charlie Daniels | David Gregory | « I'm only going to say this once. (Lucky for you it will be rerun four times tomorrow.) » | 23 | 2009 |
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42 | Chernobyl | Robin Givhan (en) | « Pucker up America, because I'm going to kiss and tell... the Truth. » | 24 | 2010 |
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43 | Remote Control | Norah Vincent (en) | « There's a hole in every man the size of the Truth and I'm gonna jam it in there. » | 25 | 2011 |
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44 | Wham-O (en) | Paul Begala | « Let's change the world! But not the channel! » | 26 | 2012 |
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45 | Abortion/unscripted | Annie Duke | « I got my mojo working—mojo, of course, is what I call my assistant Monica Johnson. » | 30 | 2013 |
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46 | Jesi[6] | Dave Marash (en) | « America, be amazed as I bend this spoon by using the power of my hand. » | 31 | 2014 |
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Février
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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47 | You're Welcome | Emily Yoffe (en) | « We've done forty-six episodes without a lost time accident. » | 1 | 2015 |
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48 | Aggravated assault | Christine Todd Whitman | « I just saw my shadow — that means six more weeks of Truth! » | 2 | 2016 |
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49 | Metaphorically | Sen. Barbara Boxer | « Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the Truth; if that's true, then I'm a freaking lunatic. » | 6 | 2017 |
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50 | Kidding | James Woolsey | « How many roads must a man walk down before he's hit with an eighteen-wheeler of Truth? » | 7 | 2018 |
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51 | Eureka | Alan Dershowitz | « Please turn your cellphones and pagers to silent or vibrate; no joke, it's just inconsiderate. » | 8 | 2019 |
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52 | USA! USA! | George Packer | « Hope you haven't eaten in the last thirty minutes America, because you're about to go swimming in the deep end of the Truth. » | 9 | 2020 |
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53 | USA? USA?[7] | Lama Surya Das (en) | « Mark your calendars America, I'm turning twenty-one into twenty-wow! » | 21 | 2021 |
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54 | Absolutely Maybe | Michael Eric Dyson (en) | « It's George Washington's birthday, and I cannot tell a lie. The previous statement was false. » | 22 | 2022 |
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55 | Hippocratical | David Brooks | « Side effects of tonight's show may include euphoria, patriotism and painful urination. » | 23 | 2023 |
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56 | Trial Separation | Tony Campolo (en) | « Demon of facts, begone! » | 27 | 2024 |
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57 | Laissez Les Bons Temps Roulez[8] | Brett O'Donnell | « Wanna prepare the perfect Truthtini? That's two parts vodka, no part fact. » | 28 | 2025 |
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Mars
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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58 | faith | Arianna Huffington | « America, bend over and relax, you're about to get a Truthoscopic examination. » | 1 | 2026 |
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59 | Homo Sapiens Agenda | Jeffrey Sachs | « And the Truth goes to... America! » | 2 | 2027 |
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60 | Spoiler Alert | Bob Schieffer | « What you're about to see contains graphic violence, adult situations and scenes of full frontal Truth. » | 6 | 2028 |
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61 | The Long War | Norman Ornstein | « Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and marvel at the exotic and the mysterious freak show. It walks, it talks, it crawls on its belly like a reptile. No photographs, no paper maché; it is... the Truth. » | 7 | 2029 |
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62 | Monopoly | James H. Webb, Jr. | « Focus on the spot on the wall and breath over the contractions. This truth's coming out head first. » | 8 | 2030 |
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63 | D.I.Y. | Lorraine Bracco | « You're about to enter another dimension - a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of Truth. There's a signpost up ahead. Next stop, The Colbert Report. » | 9 | 2031 |
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64 | Sidney Poitier | Christopher Buckley | « Never mind the bollocks, this is The Colbert Report! » | 13 | 2032 |
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65 | Scapegoat | Keith Olbermann | « Light the lamp and put the biscuit in the basket, this is SportsCenter... Nope, this is The Colbert Report! » | 14 | 2033 |
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66 | None of the Above | Al Franken | « Warmth is to sun as Truth is to me. » | 15 | 2034 |
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67 | Sweet Dreams | Frank Vincent | « I'm here to fight for justice and the American way. My weapon? The Truth! » | 16 | 2035 |
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68 | Stop It | Connie Chung | « From the creators of The Colbert Report, this is The Colbert Report. » | 20 | 2036 |
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69 | Eat It | Steve Kroft | « In vino veritas, and I am hammered! » | 21 | 2037 |
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70 | I am the Great and Powerful Oz | Dan Senor | « Truth hurts, and this is gonna be agonizing. » | 22 | 2038 |
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71 | John Kasich | « Mr. Stephen Colbert requests the pleasure of your company on the occasion of his latest television program. » | 23 | 2039 | |
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72 | Tense | Gary Hart | « In the future you will be able to inject this program directly into your eyeballs; the future is now! » | 27 | 2040 |
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73 | Marketing | Michael D. Brown | « The world is a dirty place, and I'm America's lemon-scented wet nap. » | 28 | 2041 |
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74 | Merrier | Bruce Bartlett | « This isn't a bald spot, it's a solar panel on a Truth machine. » | 29 | 2042 |
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75 | F#@k | Robert Greenwald | « It's the last show of March. I came in like a lion and I'm going out like a lamb-fed lion. » | 30 | 2043 |
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Avril
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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76 | Stay the Course | Michael Smerconish | « It's baseball's opening day - any rebroadcast or reproduction of this telecast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited. » | 3 | 2044 |
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77 | Birdie | Rev. Jesse Jackson | « Viewers of this show unite! We have nothing to lose but the facts. » | 4 | 2045 |
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78 | Martyr[9] | Harvey Mansfield | « Let's see... Five letter word, Proven to be accurate... Hmm, you got me. » | 5 | 2046 |
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79 | Nazis | Markos Moulitsas | « In thirty minutes, I'll be on a helicopter to Barbados. This is The Colbert Report. » | 6 | 2047 |
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80 | Reza Aslan | « I've been yelling this in the mirror all week: this is The Colbert Report! » | 17 | 2048 | |
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81 | Sir, Yes, Sir | Anthony Romero | « Do you really exist or are you merely a figure in one of my dreams? Either way, this is The Colbert Report! » | 18 | 2049 |
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82 | Save It[10] | Caitlin Flanagan | « Don't have a cow man, dyn-o-myte, aaaay, I'm the Fonz, what'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? This is The Colbert Report! »[11] | 19 | 2050 |
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83 | Bard[12] | Ralph Nader | « Is this The Colbert Report? The answer may surprise you. This is The Colbert Report! » | 20 | 2051 |
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84 | Hugh Hewitt | « This weekend, Hippies celebrated Earth Day; maybe one day they'll celebrate Jobs Day. » | 24 | 2052 | |
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85 | Panama | Sam Harris | « How many pundits does it take to cover the news? Three: Me, Myself and I! » | 25 | 2053 |
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86 | English | Sebastian Junger | « To make tonight's show more memorable, I've composed the following jingle: This is The Colbert Report! » | 26 | 2054 |
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87 | White Gloves / Sit, Scratch | William Kristol | « I've got truth fever... Seriously, I've been throwing up all day. » | 27 | 2055 |
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Mai
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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88 | Drug-Fueled Sex Crime[13] | Jon Meacham | « It's May-Day, and I'm wrapping ribbons of truth around America's pole. » | 1 | 2056 |
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89 | Healthy Appetite | Mike Huckabee | « I bring you the unvarnished truth, though it's lightly stained and buffed with a Danish oil. » | 2 | 2057 |
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90 | Name Game | Paul Rieckhoff | « When life gets you down, don't get mad... Get Stephen. » | 3 | 2058 |
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91 | Indulgence | Rick Reilly | « We're holding our spring formal and my date is the truth. Tonight, we're going all the way. » | 4 | 2059 |
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92 | Not | Shere Hite | « Due to my unauthorized spreading of the truth, I've been forced into the Witness Protection Program. This is the Silverman Report. » | 8 | 2060 |
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93 | Superegomaniac | Frank Rich | « There are three doors; behind one is a tiger, another is the truth, and the last is a closet. Choose wisely. » | 9 | 2061 |
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94 | Athletes Are Above The Law | William Bastone | « I'm a steamroller of truth, repaving the highway of the future. Expect delays. » | 10 | 2062 |
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95 | Fill 'Er Up | Madeleine Albright | [Inhale l'helium d'un balon] « This is The Colbert Report. » | 11 | 2063 |
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96 | Lunchables (en)[14] | Kevin Phillips | « When I think about the truth, I touch myself (en). This is The Colbert Report! »[15] | 15 | 2064 |
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97 | Inoculation | Tyson Slocum | « Males aged 18–34 with disposable income, prepare to have your purchasing habits swayed. » | 16 | 2065 |
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98 | Democrats | Jonathan Alter | « I'm America's Dairy Queen, giving you the soft serve news in a crunchy coating of opinion. Would you like Truth with that? » | 17 | 2066 |
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99 | Libya | Ted Daeschler | « I Am the Walrus, Goo goo ka Truth. » | 18 | 2067 |
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Juin
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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100 | Me | Stone Phillips | 5 | 2068 | |
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101 | Military | Christiane Amanpour | « It's 6-6-6, and this show contains many Satanic backmasked messages. tropeR trebloC ehT si sihT. (This is The Colbert Report spoken backwards) » | 6 | 2069 |
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102 | Big Deal | Steve Squyres | « When the world tries to shake us up, I'm America's bubble wrap. » | 7 | 2070 |
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103 | Gooooaaaaal! | Steven Johnson | « Life is a crap shoot, and I'm your loaded dice. » | 8 | 2071 |
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104 | Tom DeLay's Farewell Speech | Robert F. Kennedy Jr. | « By the power of Grayskull, this is The Colbert Report. » | 12 | 2072 |
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105 | Great F**king Idea | Tim Flannery | « This show may be recorded for quality assurance. This... is The Colbert Report. » | 13 | 2073 |
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106 | License Renewal | David Sirota | « Loosen your belts, America, I'm gonna force feed you truth like grain down a goose's gullet. » | 14 | 2074 |
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107 | Lock & Load | Michael Pollan | « There's a vicious rumor going around that this is not The Colbert Report, but let me assure you, this is The Colbert Report. » | 15 | 2075 |
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108 | Risky Business | Gustavo Arellano | « I'm going through America's trash separating the white glass of truth from the green glass of facts. » | 19 | 2076 |
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109 | Everything Must Go | Bart Ehrman | « And now, the ten-time winner of the Stephen Colbert Award for Journalistic Excellence, this is The Colbert Ro... Oh shit! » | 20 | 2077 |
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110 | Bay Buchanan | « Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year. But what really matters is... how thick is it? » | 21 | 2078 | |
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111 | Cut and Run | Doug Brinkley | « This is The Colbert Report, or for our foreign viewers: THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT! » | 22 | 2079 |
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112 | Class Warfare | Mark Bowden | « Still waiting for my invitation, Nicole and Keith. This is The Colbert Report. » | 26 | 2080 |
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113 | Cold, Dead Fingers | Chris Matthews | « We now return you to The Colbert Report, already in progress. » | 27 | 2081 |
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114 | Superman | Robert Baer | « I had an acting class this week, and it's really paid off: this is The Colbert Report. » | 28 | 2082 |
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115 | Monkey Butter | Christopher Noxon | « Happy Birthday, America. You may be 230, but if you were a dog, you'd only be 32... but you'd be dead 'cause dogs don't live that long. This is The Colbert Report. » | 29 | 2083 |
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Juillet
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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116 | Silver Foxes | Amy Sedaris | « I don't think Barry Manilow looks this good in a suit. This is The Colbert Report! » | 10 | 2084 |
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117 | Psychopharmaparenting | Tony Hawk | « Now zip it and cop a squat, little mister, or you are grounded for a week. This is The Colbert Report! » | 11 | 2085 |
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118 | The America Conventions | Mort Zuckerman | « They say only drunks and children tell the truth. Guess which one I am. » | 12 | 2086 |
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119 | Inquisition | Ron Suskind | « Spoiler Alert. This is The Colbert Report! » | 13 | 2087 |
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120 | T&A | Lee Silver | « You're in for a real treat tonight... if you are watching this show from an ice cream parlor. This is The Colbert Report! » | 17 | 2088 |
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121 | Solidarity | Dhani Jones | « We've got a coast to coast heatwave, but luckily I'm America's biggest fan... This is The Colbert Report! » | 18 | 2089 |
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122 | R-E-S-P-E-C-T | Joe Scarborough | « I don't have a truth problem. I tell the truth, I fall down, no problem. This is The Colbert Report. » | 19 | 2090 |
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123 | Tom Brokaw | « The special ingredient in tonight's show? It's love, this is The Colbert Report. » | 20 | 2091 | |
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124 | Moral Minority | Howell Raines | « I'm America's watchdog: I'm vigilant, I see the world in black and white, and I eat liver and bacon. This is The Colbert Report. » | 24 | 2092 |
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125 | Opposite Day (en) | William A. Donohue | « I regret that I have but one half-hour to shout at my country. This is The Colbert Report. » | 25 | 2093 |
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126 | Democrazy | Neal Katyal | « On my show, it's always Shark Week. Enemies of America, you are the chum. This is The Colbert Report. » | 26 | 2094 |
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127 | Secretary-General Bolton | Joe Quesada | « I'm packing America's lunch box with a truth roll-up (en). This is The Colbert Report. » | 27 | 2095 |
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128 | Wikiality | Ned Lamont | [en sonnant une cloche] « By now you should be trained to salivate whenever you hear... This is The Colbert Report. » | 31 | 2096 |
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Août
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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129 | Uncool | Peter Beinart | « The following program is rated 'T' for... This is The Colbert Report. » | 1 | 2097 |
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130 | Single Serving | Linda Hirshman | « Hey Mom, check it out! I'm on TV! This is The Colbert Report. » | 2 | 2098 |
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131 | Paul Hackett | 3 | 2099 | ||
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132 | Ten-Hut! | William Rhoden | « We're reaching America's youth, nation! Check it out! (a child then says from his high chair, This is The Colbert Report!) » | 8 | 2100 |
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133 | Pencils Down | Alexandra Robbins | « Take the Colbert challenge, America! Sing the National Anthem to the tune of my theme song! This is The Colbert Report! » | 9 | 2101 |
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134 | Cappuccino | Eli Pariser | « The Colbert Report's terror level has been elevated to brown - someone spilled coffee on the chart. This is The Colbert Report! » | 10 | 2102 |
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135 | Ramesh Ponnuru | « This message is for my homies back in the hood: We're on for squash tomorrow morning at the club at 8:30. This is The Colbert Report! » | 14 | 2103 | |
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136 | Dumb-ocracy | David Gergen | « America, I'm throwing my arms in the air and waving them like I just don't care. I'm sorry, I just can't do it - I do care! This is The Colbert Report! » | 15 | 2104 |
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137 | El Comandante[16] | Morgan Spurlock | « [quietly] If you can hear this you're too close to your television. [yelling] This is The Colbert Report! » | 16 | 2105 |
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138 | Neil Young | « Time to take a half-hour break from rockin' in the free world. This is The Colbert Report! » | 17 | 2106 | |
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139 | Side Effects | Geoffrey Nunberg | « Could being a Nielsen family kill you? Watch the entire show to find out. This is The Colbert Report! » | 21 | 2107 |
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140 | 99 Problems | Paul Krugman | « I've got the truth on my side - it's one of the advantages of getting to pick first. This is The Colbert Report! » | 22 | 2108 |
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141 | Gideon Yago | 23 | 2109 | ||
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142 | Bad Boys / HELP![17] | Janna Levin | « I still can't get enough of this (sound clip of last night's theme, 'It's crumbelievable!' plays) - This is The Colbert Report! » | 24 | 2110 |
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Septembre
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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143 | Shall | Martin Short | « I've been gone two weeks and I think the kids have had a party in the studio. Smells like weed in here. This is The Colbert Report! » | 11 | 2111 |
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144 | Missed Opportunity | Toby Keith | 12 | 2112 | |
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145 | Caveat Emptor | Ken Jennings | « America, I'm about to raise your minimum rage. This is The Colbert Report! » | 13 | 2113 |
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146 | Bill Simmons | « If you watch only one Comedy Central show in the next half-hour, make it this one. This is The Colbert Report! » | 14 | 2114 | |
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147 | Wiper Fluid | Will Power | « There's an old saying where I come from: This is The Colbert Report! » | 18 | 2115 |
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148 | Tribalism | Frank Rich | « Some pronounce it 'yee-roh.' Some pronounce it 'gyro.' I pronounce it 'lamb sandwich.' This is America! Speak English! This is The Colbert Report! » | 19 | 2116 |
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149 | Lose | James Carville | 20 | 2117 | |
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150 | Daniel Ellsberg | « This is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors, ATTACKED BY AN EAGLE! AW! This is The Colbert Report! » | 21 | 2118 | |
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151 | Opposition Party | Arianna Huffington | « The leaves may be changing, but my opinions never will. This is The Colbert Report! » | 25 | 2119 |
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152 | Good Morning | Ted Danson | « Facts should be like Sansabelt (en) pants, adjustable to fit your needs. This is The Colbert Report! » | 26 | 2120 |
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153 | Iraq | Lowell Bergman | « America, remember the most important gun safety tip: if you have a gun, you'll be safe. This is The Colbert Report! » | 27 | 2121 |
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154 | Steve Wozniak | « Just a reminder, the Colbert Report original cast recording is available on sale in the lobby. This is The Colbert Report! » | 28 | 2122 | |
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Octobre
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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155 | Copycat | Michael Lewis | « America, I'm not your normal pundit. I'm fully krausened. This is The Colbert Report. » | 2 | 2123 |
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156 | Experience | Andy Stern | « America, I'm auctioning off this part of the show. Your ad could be here. This is The Colbert Report. » | 3 | 2124 |
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157 | Must-Not-See TV (en) | Byron Dorgan | « Apply directly to the forehead (en), Apply directly to the forehead, Apply directly to the forehead. This is The Colbert Report. » | 4 | 2125 |
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158 | Amy Goodman | « Here's the truth you ordered. Watch out, the plate's very hot! This is The Colbert Report! » | 5 | 2126 | |
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159 | Safety | Randy Newman | « I'm like Wonder Woman, I've got a lasso of truth and a killer bod. This is The Colbert Report. » | 9 | 2127 |
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160 | Ariel Levy | 10 | 2128 | ||
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161 | George Lucas | « America, the culture war is like a bar fight, and I'm your broken pool cue. This is The Colbert Report. » | 11 | 2129 | |
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162 | Brian Schweitzer | « You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps me fire you. This is The Colbert Report. » | 12 | 2130 | |
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163 | Russian Dolls | Barry Scheck | « It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm a dog. This is The Colbert Report. » | 16 | 2131 |
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164 | Irreconcilable Differences | Richard Dawkins | « I know we've been together for a year now, Nation, but I would still so do you. This is The Colbert Report. » | 17 | 2132 |
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165 | Sherlock | David Kuo | « It's ladies night here on the report... My suit... Half off! This is The Colbert Report. » | 18 | 2133 |
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166 | Peter Agre | « The pen is mightier than the sword... if you shoot that pen out of a gun. This is The Colbert Report. » | 19 | 2134 | |
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167 | Shameless | Barry Manilow | « See you tomorrow night, trick or treaters! Hope you like stationery. This is The Colbert Report! » | 30 | 2135 |
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168 | Thanks, Gays! | Tim Robbins | « I'm giving America something better than candy; my opinions. But be careful! Some of them are filled with razor blades. This is The Colbert Report. » | 31 | 2136 |
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Novembre
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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169 | Rip-off | Penn Jillette | « It's the first day of November sweeps, and I'm pregnant! » | 1 | 2137 |
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170 | Ron Reagan | « Call me, Reese Witherspoon. This is The Colbert Report! » | 2 | 2138 | |
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171 | Happy Ending | Mark Halperin | « I'm Stephen Colbert, and I approve this message. This is The Colbert Report! » | 6 | 2139 |
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172 | 7 | 2140 | |||
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173 | Sigh | Jeff Greenfield | « I told you America, a hard rain's gonna fall. This is The Colbert Report! » | 8 | 2141 |
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174 | Putin 08 | Dean Kamen | « Sorry Cookie Monster, 'C' is for Colbert. This is the eponymous report! » | 9 | 2142 |
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175 | Back off, old man! | Dan Rather | « I'm going to drop the truth on you like Denise Richards' laptop on an old lady's head! » | 13 | 2143 |
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176 | Expecting | Jeff Swartz | « I just finished my resume. If anyone asks, this show has been on for 30 years. This is The Colbert Report! » | 14 | 2144 |
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177 | Al Franken, Mike Novacek | « The days are getting shorter and shorter, and the Democrats have only been in power for a week. This is The Colbert Report! » | 15 | 2145 | |
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178 | Play Ball! | Richard Linklater | « I'm off next week, so savor me like the last rose of summer. This is The Colbert Report. » | 16 | 2146 |
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179 | Jacksquat | Jim Lehrer | « I'm rested, well-fed and looking for a fight. Are you listening, yet-to-be-named-chairman of the House's intelligence committee? This is The Colbert Report. » | 27 | 2147 |
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180 | Ecu-Menace! | Harry Shearer | « Alright stoners, start your copy of The Dark Side of the Moon...now! This is The Colbert Report! » | 28 | 2148 |
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181 | Killing two birds | Nora Ephron | « Tonight, the show is in... 3D! Unless you are watching on a television. This is The Colbert Report! » | 29 | 2149 |
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182 | Mike Lupica | « Hey, TV Land catchphrase contest, try this one on for size: This is The Colbert Report! » | 30 | 2150 | |
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Décembre
N° | The Wørd | Invité | Phrase d'introduction | Jour de diffusion | Production |
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183 | American Orthodox | Will Wright | « When it comes to mental gymnastics, I'm a 14-year-old Romanian girl. And I'm gonna stick the landing. This is The Colbert Report! » | 04 | 2151 |
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184 | Honest Injun | Steven Levitt | « The truth is contagious - and I haven't washed my hands in days. This is The Colbert Report! » | 05 | 2152 |
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185 | Words | John Sexton | « No animals were harmed in the filming of this episode. We tried, but that damn monkey was just too fast. This is The Colbert Report! » | 06 | 2153 |
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186 | Case Closed | Elizabeth de la Vega, Francis S. Collins | « Hey Partridge in that pear tree - stop eating all those pears! This is The Colbert Report! » | 07 | 2154 |
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187 | Peter Singer | « Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% respiration. You'd be surprised how many geniuses forget to breathe. This is The Colbert Report! » | 11 | 2155 | |
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188 | Casualty of War | Dan Savage | « America, take off your thinking caps and put on your feeling shoes. This is The Colbert Report! » | 12 | 2156 |
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189 | It's A Small World | Doris Kearns Goodwin | « Space shuttle astronauts, look down: you can see this from space [points at his abnormally protruding right ear]. This is The Colbert Report! » | 13 | 2157 |
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190 | Clarity | Daniel Pinchbeck | [il lance une pièce] « America has won the coin-toss and has elected to receive...the truth! This is The Colbert Report! » | 14 | 2158 |
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191 | The Draft | Jack Welch | « It's the season of giving. Only 7 more days for giving people hell for saying Happy Holidays! This is The Colbert Report! » | 18 | 2159 |
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192 | Tit For Tat | Deepak Chopra | « Six days left to get your Christmas shopping done America. Fifteen-and-a-half (touching his collar), thirty-four (touching his jacket sleeve), This is The Colbert Report! » | 19 | 2160 |
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193 | Chris Funk, Robert Schneider | 20 | 2161 | ||
Morley Safer remplace Stephen dans une parodie de l'introduction de 60 Minutes pour annoncer le sujet principal de l'épisode : le challenge de solo de guitare entre Stephen et le guitariste de The Decemberists, Chris Funk. |
Notes et références
- (en) Cet article est partiellement ou en totalité issu de l’article de Wikipédia en anglais intitulé « List of The Colbert Report episodes (2006) » (voir la liste des auteurs).
- ↑ On the January 9, 2006, episode, there was no Wørd of the day because Jack Abramoff pleading guilty to a number of felony criminal charges was said to present no issue, and thus no story. However, the segment still proceeded as usual, just without any "theme" word; the lack of a word itself became the theme.
- ↑ The word "¡Cerrado!" was in reference to the U.S. borders, with Colbert recommending a wall built not just along the Mexican border but also along the Canadian border and the East and West coasts, and with a dome covering everything inside.
- ↑ The word "Old School" was used in reference to the purportedly vengeful style of the God of the Old Testament.
- ↑ The word "smarterer" was used to describe a condition better than being smarter, by being "smarter" at subjects like religion which Colbert identified as being more important than traditional school subjects like math and science; Colbert responded to reports of overseas students outscoring American students at core school subjects by seeking to become "smarterer", such as by learning that the answer to every question in science class is that "God did it."
- ↑ The word Public-See was punned as a humorous antonym of Privacy.
- ↑ The word "Jesi" was used to refer to more than one Jesus.
- ↑ The word "U.S.A.? U.S.A.?" was used to signify Colbert's disappointment with the U.S. Olympic team in contrast to his word "U.S.A.! U.S.A.!" on February 9, 2006.
- ↑ The phrase translates into English as "Let the Good Times Roll", though Colbert declares that it translates to "Show us your tits."
- ↑ The word "Martyr" was used to refer to "The death of Tom DeLay's political career."
- ↑ The word "Save It" was used as in "Save your breath" in reference to arguments about Global warming.
- ↑ Introductory phrase from Bart Simpson, Jimmie Walker, Henry Winkler as Fonzie, and Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson.
- ↑ The word "Bard" was used "As in, these kids should be bard up in jail", in reference to juvenile rehabilitation.
- ↑ The phrase "Drug-Fueled Sex Crime" was a suggestion to politically active celebrities such as George Clooney to have one so they can "slink off" and "just say no to political action."
- ↑ The word "Lunchables" was used to describe how "America should be, in hermetically sealed, individual spaces."
- ↑ The opening line refers to the song "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls.
- ↑ The Wørd segment on August 16, 2006, was done as « La Palabra » (with the Ø slash through the second A) by Colbert's Mexican equivalent, Esteban.
- ↑ An audience member transformed into a Colbert Report fanatic on 30 Days invoked several recurring elements. The WØRD "HELP!" was triggered as the man was being led out by security.
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